Collective online culture facilitates the flow of deregulated information and techniques for re-rigging the body. Amplifying perversion, defeating embarrassment and shame, engineering new bodies for new desires, beyond the heady psychedelia of ‘expanding the mind’, twenty-first-century somadelia will manifest fields of virtuality locked off by biological default and social domination, dismantling the obstacles of surplus repression that separate a body from what it can sense and do. A bad trip for patriarchs who squander their dying breath on denouncing unnatural degeneracy and delusion, but their extinction coincides with a resurgence of the spectre of a body that could be free.